Jun. 10, 2026
Earnings season is a magical time. If anything, quarterly reporting is too little! Why not go hexannual? PDT rules are no longer a thing anyway. So 'the casino is wide open' already, as the kids on WSB say. Seriously though, there are plenty of ways to make accountants mad without providing extra time between filings for executives to do truly stupid and sometimes illegal things with money. Its may be just as useful to make a rule that all earnings reports need to be rounded to the nearest prime number for net and gross. Keep everyone guessing! Transparency for shareholders be ****ed! No doubt you will think back fondly on this innocent dabbling with regulations and transparency when pitch fork futures are at an all time high on Kalshi. Ah, those were your salad days. Best of luck with this decision. (Keep quarterly please!)