April 18, 2009
To: The Head Honcho in Charge
Now I aint no fancy money expert, but this here ticked up idea just seems like its got plenty of good ole fashioned horse sense. We got ourselves two sayings here on the range: Never milk the cow with only one udder and never give a short seller an even chance.
Dont you pay no never mind to all them big-city commie perfessors that are gonna tell you youre bein bamboozled. Whats good for the live stock market is good for America.
I got me a notion that, come round-up time, folks are gonna look back on this here tick tock plan as the best thing since feminine hygiene products for mares.
J.R. Spewing
jr.spewing@gmail.com